Party+Party=No Money+No Sleep+No Phone

So the last two weekends have been nothing but amazing.

2 weekends ago....
Went to STL for a bachelor's party. We went to Fast Eddie's in Alton before the cards/cubs game. I highly recommend it. Then we watched the cubs lose. The rest of the night was comprised of Johnny's, bars, a strip club with midget wrestling, and the casino. I accomplished everything I wanted. It was great.

Last weekend....
Went to Chicago for the weekend. After some pregame, we went to slugger's in wrigleyville on Friday night. Within the first 20 minutes, I bought a round of shots (11) for everyone and lost my phone. I was pretty pissed. After that, we went to an after hours bar and drank some more. We got home about 4:30 am. Saturday...derby day...up by 9...drunk by 11 am. Went to brunch with consisted of a car bomb, shepard's pie, and some beer. After that, we had to go to starbucks to get a doulbeshot of expresso. After that, back up to wrigleyville (sluggers) to try to find my phone again and to watch the cubs. We didn't watch the cubs or find my phone, but we taught some kids how to high five the right way. It was pretty sweet. Then we went to the OTB and my horse got last...on to uncle julio's in which was a great meal. Then we passed out during the bulls and blackhawks game. We got up, shotgunned some old style, drank some whiskey, and off to rush street we went. Keep in mind this is 1 am. We found some ladies, danced, and got home to watch the sun come up while drinking a beer on the roof. There is a lot more I can say but you get the picture.

5 things I learned over the past two weekends:

Partying isn't cheap. My budget doesn't include this much fun.

Losing your phone isn't cool. I went 6 days without a phone.

I am not very cool. I found out because I didn't know a song. You tube "on a boat"

Drinking doesn't bother my body as much as going to bed usually when you get up.

Slugger's is the hookup place. I didn't know this until Monday. I remember "dancing" with some girl until I realized I lost my phone. It was God intervening...

This weekend....
Going to buffalo wild wings for dinner tonight.
Not doing anything on Saturday.
Going fishing on Sunday, then dinner with my mom for mother's day.
That's more like it.